exsquid
04-07-2011, 12:59 PM
A pregnant woman is driving down the street and gets into a fender bender, and is out cold for a week. When she awakens, she realizes that she is no longer pregnant.
What happened to my baby! she frantically asks the doctor.
Ma'am, you had twins! the doctor replies. A healthy boy and a girl. Your Uncle Jack came in and named them.
":daydream:h no, the woman says. Not Uncle Jack! He's an idiot!
She asks the doctor, Well, what's the girl's name?
":grin:enise.
Wow, the woman says, that's not such a bad name--I like it! What's the boy's name?
":grin:enephew.
What happened to my baby! she frantically asks the doctor.
Ma'am, you had twins! the doctor replies. A healthy boy and a girl. Your Uncle Jack came in and named them.
":daydream:h no, the woman says. Not Uncle Jack! He's an idiot!
She asks the doctor, Well, what's the girl's name?
":grin:enise.
Wow, the woman says, that's not such a bad name--I like it! What's the boy's name?
":grin:enephew.