Pastor Brown. Don't read if you have a queezy stomach.

[hoser]

One day Pastor Brown decided to pay a visit to old widow Jenkens. The poor old soul
lived all alone and couldn't get out much. Pastor Brown rang the doorbell and a frail
little old lady answered the door. Pastor Brown, how nice to see you she said, please come in.
Walking into the parlor she turned to him and said please make yourself at home while I go
make us a pot of tea. Pastor Brown sat down on the couch and while sitting there he noticed
a bowl of peanuts sitting on the end table. I'll have just a couple, she won't mind said the pastor.
But shortly he found himself eating more and more of the peanuts till to his dismay he had finished
the entire bowl. He felt so ashamed. When widow Jenkins walked back into the room he said
Miss Jenkens I'm so ashamed of myself as I have eaten all your peanuts, I'm so sorry.
Laughing, Miss Jenkens said oh thats quite all right pastor don't worry about it.
You see that was a bowl of peanut brittle and I have no teeth so I just suck the candy part
off and retun the peanuts to the bowl. :shocked04: lol

[OkieDigger]

lol

[Epi-hunter]

This is the first thing I read after waking up this morning lol

[del]

that was just wrong lol rofl

[angellionel]

I'll never look at peanuts the same way again. lol

[coinnut]

He broke the 11th commandment. thou shall not eat they neighbor's food. rofl

[RickO]

rofl Cracked me up.... still laughing... RickO

[MNDigger]

rofl I will never eat peanut brittle again! Good one Bill!

[RickO]

MNDigger.. peanut brittle is OK as long as the 'brittle' is still there.. rofl RickO

[MNDigger]

MNDigger.. peanut brittle is OK as long as the 'brittle' is still there.. rofl RickO


lol Good point Rick! Unless she sucked on it for a little bit and put it back in the bowl! Sorry that was just wrong! rofl

[leslie(nova scotia)]

From the land of the Bluenose.....Lord love a duck that was too funny!