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2Old
03-11-2011, 12:18 PM
Since more and more over 50's are texting and tweeting there
appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you
qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN, Grandchildren, extended family, & friends so they can understand your texts.

> ATD: At The Doctor's

> BFF: Best Friend Fainted

> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

> CBM: Covered By Medicare

> CGU: Can't get up

> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

> DWI: Driving While Incontinent

> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

> FYI: Found Your Insulin

> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

> GHA: Got Heartburn Again

> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

> LOL: Living On Lipitor

> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... & Can't Get Up

> TTYL: Talk To You Louder

> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

> WTP: Where's The Prunes?

> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

> GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

del
03-11-2011, 12:32 PM
lol lol :clapping: :clapping:

odave
03-11-2011, 01:17 PM
rofl rofl rofl :grin:

top pop top
03-11-2011, 01:30 PM
I needed a good laugh today rofl rofl lol

Jeff (or)
03-11-2011, 04:15 PM
Very funny! rofl .................what's texting? :dontknow:

JTGOLD
03-11-2011, 04:36 PM
OIRN=oh I remember now, 8/ 8/

Toadman
03-11-2011, 05:04 PM
Nce !!! lol lol lol lol lol

Carl in Louisiana
03-11-2011, 05:17 PM
ROFL....CGU rofl rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol

Carver
03-11-2011, 07:15 PM
LOL!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!!

russellt
03-11-2011, 08:28 PM
that is positively hilarious :clapping:

jkress
03-12-2011, 12:45 PM
lol rofl rofl rofl

Good stuff. thumbsup01

MartinL
03-12-2011, 12:56 PM
I am surprised that CRS isn't in there. martin

DaleGM
03-20-2011, 04:10 PM
I am surprised that CRS isn't in there. martin
whats CRS Martin.............

del
03-20-2011, 04:53 PM
whats CRS Martin.............


i use to know that but now i can't remember *!#$ :dontknow:

coinnut
03-20-2011, 07:02 PM
I think it's Can't Remember Squat )(well.... all but the last word lol)